Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
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