no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
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When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
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I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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