so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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