Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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