ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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