My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
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"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
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I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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