Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
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how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
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I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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