im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
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Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
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The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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