I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
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No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
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I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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