And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
