ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
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shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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