so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
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guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
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I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
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