Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
third nipple confirmed
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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