Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
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did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
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I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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