he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
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I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
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I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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