He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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