she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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