in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
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