She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
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dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
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This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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