apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
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just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
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IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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