hell yes lets make some ravioli
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
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woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
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I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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