You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
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So squirting runs in the family.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
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Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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