bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
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A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
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my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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