Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
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pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
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Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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