She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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