Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
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at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
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Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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