babies were throwing up all over the place
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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