if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
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Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
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The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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