We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Randomize
