But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
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