I feel like I'm in dance class right now
You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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