she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
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just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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