No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
tell me about the fingering
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