I don't think brook has ever known best
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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