do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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