a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
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we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
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It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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