Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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