Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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