One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Randomize
