is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
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I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
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My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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