Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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