Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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