Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
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Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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