DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
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I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
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Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
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