I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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