i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
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He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
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I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
So apparently I’m into choking now
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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