dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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