I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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