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Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
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Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
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He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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