How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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