Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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