I think i peed on brittanys purse
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I still have a little drunk in my system
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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