Taylor Swift is so right about you.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
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Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
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What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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