I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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