Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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