i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
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