North Korea, Best Korea!
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
What a dumb baby whore.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
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