the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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