Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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