Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
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We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
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I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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