She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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